A fork of Rural Dictionary
electronic demonic possession
as e-mail or email is electronic mail
Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time
1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.
1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.
A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.
"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:
There I was- Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Unintelligible
Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo
Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming
1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.
Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies
n. poeple that take raquetball courts, thus resulting in the abrupt end of any concurrent games of ping-ball.
HEY! those large ugly demons possessing human bodies just took our court, resulting in the abrupt end of our ping-ball game! KILL THEM!
Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!
"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"
When you become possessed you wear a bedsheet on your head.
That Mother****** is POSSESSED