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procrastination by masturbating
having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.
Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.
-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.
Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.
It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
Procrastination by masterbation
All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.
That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow