A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.
"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"
When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)
After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.
"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"
It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
after having sex with an unappealing women, she aims to spew your sperm at u from her vagina, once this sperm hits your skin it causes hurtful rashes which eventually turn to bruises
Warning: do not let The Cara Projectile hit your neck or else it will look like a hickey gone horribly wrong, your only excuse is a judo choke hold
When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.
Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where