A fork of Rural Dictionary
A subset of RPS in which one or both members of the pairing depicted is from the author's real life, that is, someone the author knows personally. The people in the story may or may not be actually romantically/sexually involved, or even homosexual.
I wrote an RL-RPS fic about these two guys in my math class last week.
rl - Real Life
peen - Penis
As opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet penis, or ego.
e.g. - Where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. Another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).
Girl 1: OMG I just felt Stai's cock while we were dancing!!
Girl 2: Like, his rl-peen??
Girl 3: More like rl-schlock!!
Girl 1: Wait, you've felt his schlock too?!?!!??
Girl 3: *Blushes* Oh honey, I've done more than just feel those JNS guys schlocks..
Girl 1: You fucking snizz!!
Gael RL is an annoying little bitch who is obsessed with Mario. He rages too much and his only A is in Spanish, which he speaks fluently. Also known as good gamer girl and good gamer GRL
“Did you hear what happened to Gael RL?”
“Ya I heard he got beat up by Gavin G!”
When someone claims they are busy with rl it really means they are a crybaby and can't handle the drama they started.
Mandi M Sykes always says shes busy with rl. We all know shes just scared.
When lyin Lyon Tracy says shes busy with rl we all know shes really getting her bi monthly scrub and hose down out in the yard.
RealLifer - person who is put off with anything that does not have to do with real life such as videogames, RPGs, movies and religion. Will usually patronize or flame a person who enjoys one or several of the the examples above.
1) hey, this blog is my happy place so all you rl-ers - don't bother flaming here.
2) wow, what's up with that guy...? dunno, some rl-er i guess...
A kid that plays rocket league all days and spins in the air and hit sick reads and octa helis in training 24/7
Yo he is a crazy rl freestyler bro