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I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.

Teacher: Time for iready. Students: (takes out noose)..... die I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess

by It's ur mum saying this February 27, 2019

ready-rub

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes

"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness

by CrashM February 06, 2015

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2006

I-Ready

The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2

"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil" "Why Honey" "We have I-Ready tomorrow" "Sure sweetie"

by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 02, 2020

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN? Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 03, 2014

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013