A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kind of like a convention but for degenerate pricks and scum, breeding ground of all things nasty.
Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.
Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna
A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop
Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse
Steve sheeeeeesh
1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
Wen you stomp the ground 3 times and winmill ur leg and right after u say roadhouse
He did a triple studder step roadhouse right outta nowhere
When your girl is in the bathroom pooping and you kick down the door, sit on her lap, poop between her legs, and then roundhouse her in the jaw.
Have you ever had your girl ask you to poop with her?
Not really but have roadhoused a girl before
One difference between the flea market arrest and the movie roadhouse is that nobody in the flea market was drinking, or there to drink. Another difference is nobody was there to get rowdy or throw beer bottles.
Treating everything in life like a scene from roadhouse is going to get resistance, since not everything in life is a scene from roadhouse.