A fork of Rural Dictionary
A roadman is a british person who wears a puffy jacket and carrys a shank and weed they make sure to say words like "Piff piff pang", "Bagin", "Blood", "Bruv"
ROADMAN ONE: pfft pfft pang wanna go mash into the dms
RODMAN TWO: Get to close imma shank you bruv you know what I mean blood
ROADMAN THREE: Thats a bagin haircut imma go bang one in the dms
Roadman is a word used to describe a group of people in an area or spread over a few towns that think they're hard breaking into private property and destroying it. Normally wear adidas, The NORTH FACE and KWD. They wear manbags that normally contain a speaker. Some sort of drugs. Multiple lighters, bacci (tobacco) marijuana, vape and deodorant. They post videos on their snapchat of them lighting stuff up or '2's me on a ten' other people are treated either like shit or with respect and they like the girls with big asses and loud personality. They are not light on then but they make sure everyone know that a girl is their 'link' some roadmen got multiple links but it is possible to find one that's loyal. Most are good looking or fit. But expect a relationship with sexual activity. Constant blowjobs or toss ofs or sex for them. Sometimes they get with them just for the sex and then dump them. All in all. Stay away from them if you see them at a park or through town. They will say stuff as you pass. Avoid them.
Yo, look at Theo over there. Thinks he's as fucking hard as roadman Init
The Roadman
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
Roadman Talk:
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
typical british lad who wears branded shit from head to toe
there's a lad at my school who wears Nike huaraches a Nike coat a Nike bag Nike glasses and a Nike hoodie underneath his blazers god hes branded from head to toe in Nike what a certified roadman
A roadman was invented by the British, Roadmen enjoy running ops down, making shit music, selling drugs and approaching peng tings in ends. If you ever get approached by one and they ask if you’ve got cannabis or what ends you’re from , be prepared to get ran down with a machete. A roadman has very impressive lungs because they smoke about 10 g of cannabis a day and still can run down opps. The roadmans habitat is the local londis or any other corner shop in they’re block/ends/area. You do not want to reject a roadman because he will tell you that lol you’re clapped anyways.
Phrases used by the roadman
“Yo b you’re kinda peng still lemme get your snap n dat”
“What ends you from big man”
“Wait till i see you yeh, you’re getting ran down by me and the bredrins”
A term used to describe young gay men, characterised by their north-face jackets, perms or short hair cuts, tracksuits, slang and their attraction to men. They usually come in large groups, who are all romantically involved together.
‘I’m a roadman’
‘I’m sorry I don’t support you’
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