A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.
Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya? Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.
Rule 169 If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.
Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^ Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet... Alex: Wtf that's a thing?! Vy: Rule 169 dude...
If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.
Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.
Another rule of the internet. If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. Named after the NicoNico Douga creator of the now viral video, sm8628149
These are all real btw Example one- “Playing Bad Apple in Minecraft” Example two “Playing Bad Apple on a Ti-84” Rule 86 is the best internet rule.
When you let powerful people commit crimes, they will resurface later and commit more crimes. This will come as a total surprise to everyone who still believes shame is a deterrent to the powerful and corrupt.
~ WTF!? Didn't that guy go to prison for the last time he pulled this shit off? ~ Yeah. Total Kendzior Rule! Dude doesn't give a fuck.
A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...
The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".