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Devil's Saliva

Mayonnaise. So called because its scent is what one might imagine Satan's coffee breath to smell like and each jarful of it is made from the coagulated pus of one thousand corpulent rodents. Not to be confused with Devil's Spit, which is a thoroughly delicious hot sauce served at Famous Dave's restaurants.

Mom: "Billy, do you want some mayo on your turkey sandwich" Billy: "Devil's saliva? Nah, you'd be better off just giving me some E. coli infected spinach"

by Big Monty May 10, 2010

Southern Saliva

Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region

Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.

by Bean Cellar March 02, 2011

Saliva Buffer Zone

The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.

Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... " John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."

by BlueRayz August 05, 2010

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

Saliva Gun

A fricking NERF (yet lethal) shotgun that makes a spitting noise whenever fired and budget mic stock sound effect reloading sounds.

1) SHOOT LARRY! THE SHIPPING POLICE ARE AFTER US AFTER WE SHIPPED MONIKA AND SANS, WHAT DO WE DO?! Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!! 2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?

by Molcancoolguy64 December 17, 2020

Sweet Saliva

A fetish in which one inserts something high in sugar in their mouth and allow it to dissolve before proceeding to drool or actively eject its broken down remains onto their partner and watch it run off their body or simply just stick there until it eventually becomes absorbed by or stick to their skin.

"I took a big swig from a gallon of fruit punch in which I drowned enough sour patch kids to induce a diabetic coma and then that's when I dumped that huge load of sweet saliva on my dear Delilah."

by Daddy's Patties February 04, 2019

bird saliva

I dont know tbf

I drank bird saliva

by prutskid January 16, 2018