A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort. Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag! (Matt cries) Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!
A person you find very attractive, usually a girl but can be a guy.
person 1: "look at that guy over there!" person 2: "oh he's a right salt, isn't he?"
The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.
Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?
when someone is cockblocking repeditivly
your salting my game your 100percent pouring salt
SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.
Bob “*kind of funny joke*” Cheryl “SALTS”