A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.
"I am totally into Peg from accounting." "Ugh." "Ugh? She's totally hot!" "Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles. A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company? Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with. This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel. You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
MA BALLLSSS
Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?" Ludwig: "The Ma?" Schlatt: "Ma balls!"
1) unique/rare situation 2) appropriate/favorable situation
Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?