A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Biggest grub in Australia, who loves a good dirty pirate hooker, he often wonders wether eating your own honey is considered gay or not, he still wonders why he cant reach. Generally he loves to have random sex and invent laws and therims on maths, he does this at the same time. A sexual devient basically.
And there he was the skinner in my mother's bed
an obsessive wanker, someone who only ever thinks about sexual pleasure and has been known to wank off a morning glory
Omg my friend katie miller is such a skinner!
When the foreskin of a males penis is pulled back by the fabric of their underwear or jeans, usually causing pain/ discomfort. also after coming down from a raging boner.
Yo dude, I cant do this test with this skinner.
to skinner: the act of skinnering. To have sexual relations with one awesome assistant director of the FBI. Said Assistant Director must live up to the qualities of A.D. Walter Skinner (portrayed by Mitch Pilegg) from the X-Files. Also to make make the aforementioned actor, Assistant Director of your heart.
If one of your friends scores with an awesome A.D. you might say, "Dude, you totally skinnered that Fed!" Also: "Get your skinner on!"
To take, to steal. To cheapen something. To act in the cheapest way.
"I skinnered all the stuff from the hotel bathroom!" "They said no refills but I skinnered one anyway!" " dude! I went to the China Buffet and filled my tote bag!" " i plan on skinnering the toilet paper from a public restroom" "Hey, did u skinner anything in your hotel room?" " Hey Charles! Look at that skinner over there!" " Finese sounds gay, skinner is the new thing" " my dog skinnered an ice cream cone from a little kid" "I just skinnered a TV off the sidewalk " "I just skinnered some tasty rabbits from my backyard "