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Skinny Jeans

A pretty gay new trend in jeans for emos and preps. I suppose it's now "cool" to suffocate your ankles. They're simply jeans that are tight around your calfs and ankles. The only time they're okay is on hot boys and people that actually make their own style out of them. On these people they look pretty steezy, but they are usually only worn by mindless conformists and emo kids. A lot of people think that fat people shouldn't wear skinny jeans, but I don't think they look that bad on them as long as they are proportioned in the right way.

Minless conformist: OMG, I bought these awesome new skinny jeans at Pac Sun yesterday! I got them because everybody has them and I do what they do because I have no personality! Emo Kid: I got these skinny jeans at Hot Topic yesterday. They're pretty emo, like my soul. Me: Please die. I would never be caught dead in skinny jeans.

by Disasterpiece February 20, 2008

Skinny Jeans

The most AMAZiNG kind of jeans. They're really T i G H T &&normally worn by emo/scene kids:

Hayy did yooh get those new skinny jeans we saw at the mall yesterday? i L O V E skinny jeans.

by Jayci December 31, 2007

Skinny Jean Jump

The jumping and dancing you have to do to put on skin tight skinny jeans. Usually performed by looping your fingers through the belt loops on the sides of your pants, jumping while kicking your legs out to the side, and pulling on your pants.

After the high school gym class, the girls locker room was filled with girls doing the skinny jean jump to change back into their normal school clothes.

by the pants that fight back September 04, 2010

[skinny jeans]

skinny jeans are jeans that are like reg at the top and start to get tinier and skinnier towards the bottom... in my opinion they are reall cute but on the right person i personally wouldnt wear it myself... it only looks good on peopl who wear them because they like them not because they are aloser and follow wherever the paradigm goes they are like followers if you wear them and make them your own they are really cute... but i stick w/regular jeans OH and they look really good w/chucks, flats, and heals last two for like the average person thats more preppy but yeah..

kid:i dont wears skinnies skinny jeans other:why kid:followers where them other:callin me a foller kid:no not you that other kid right there

by ♥xXx♥lavinia♥xXx♥ January 25, 2009

Skinny jeans

A symbol for life as we are all trying to hard to fit in them

Life is like a pair of skinny jeans, we are all trying to hard to fit in to them

by Thebreakfastmenu April 03, 2015

Colored Skinny Jeans

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.

Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans? Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous. Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me. Adam: In that case, you look great!

by Ivana Yamama February 07, 2009

Black skinny jeans

Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.

Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.

by (.)(.)bøöBż October 27, 2019