A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.
Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli? Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!
Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.
Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only? Person 2: Yeah, all for free Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.
Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous). It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today. Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly? Guy 1: No for real she does. Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
When someone is a jealous person. Originates from Smucker’s jelly, and the slang term “Jelly” meaning jealous.
John: Man, I hate how much you hang out with her. Alex: Your such a Smucker