Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.

"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".

by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008

Hot Snapple

When your partner is performing oral sex, one pisses in said partners mouth.

Yo, I gave her a hot Snapple!

by SomeonetookmynamE February 19, 2007

Banapple Snapple

An imaginary flavor of Snapple. also, see banapple.

I'm thirsty. Let's get some Banapple Snapple, dawg.

by Mark December 07, 2003

Snapple-Apple

A term used by middle school girls, following an insult and a z-for-mation *snap*

Michelle: Courtney is stupid
Alexis: Oh snapple-apple!

by lelolster January 17, 2010

vagina snapple

Snapple made from vagina leakage

Brandon is a vagina snapple

by Tantalizingflame92 July 09, 2015

peach snapple

a flavor of Snapple Iced Tea which when quaffed, or vapors inhaled, submites the user to an intense euphoric state or rapture

Time to go drown my sorrows in Peach Snapple

by ael April 28, 2003

Jizz Snapple

when a guy ejaculates all over a girls face then pours a Snapple on top of it.

Steve:last night I gave my girl a Jizz Snapple

by rjay515 May 26, 2009