A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
Noun singular: A a ball of pee covered snow on top of a cone. Used as a joke/trick to make people eat pee.
Jim: Here have a Yellow snow cone. Josh: Ew it tastes like piss. Jim: {Laughing}
When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls
Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue
My buddy Derek said he took home two whales last night and gave them both a Chocolate Snow Cone
To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland
Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland? Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange! Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food? Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal
When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.
Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.
* a gag or joke. when you replace the contents of a regular snow cone with poo. and then recover the top with whip cream and a cherry. * an act of revenge on a mean person with ice cream.(hmm hmm good)
I gave joe and bobby a stinky snow cone after they tea bagged me last week.