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SPAM

Sliced Processed Alien Meat

I want to slice and process some alien meat, I'll call it SPAM!

by An Anime Nerd June 25, 2017

Spam

SPAM may stand for "Small Pointless Annoying Messages" and sometimes the "S" means "Stupid." Spam is what n00bs use on chatboards. Posting BUMP (Bring Up My Post), or posting "S" as the topic and "hahahahahaha" as the message, this is also spam. Chain letters as well, are spam. It is also refered to as Junk Mail you get in e-mail.

I get over fifty spam mails a day! Stupid n00bs, posting spam everywhere we look!

by Kitty Love July 19, 2006

SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.

(At a party) Jim: Hey Joy, what's up? Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to? Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring. Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*. Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!

by bryri November 21, 2010

Spam

An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.

E-mail Folders: Inbox-3 Spam-102394059382039400

by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010

Spamming

Spamming, in the context of video games, refers to the repeated use of the same item or action. For example, "grenade spamming" is the act of a player throwing a large number of grenades in succession into an area

This nigga c murder can't win a fight on MK unless he spam the fuck out of his favorite move. he loves spamming!!

by Iolukonu117 May 16, 2016

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007

spam

n. Something Urban Dictionary hates v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you

We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.

by ZeroMan42 April 12, 2010