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Spiders

THIS IS A TERIFYING BUG

H: What’s your boggart Ron? R: sPiDeRS tHeY WaNt me tO TaP dAnCe

by Simp for the Marauders January 08, 2021

The Spider

The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider

by Rackbarzee April 07, 2011

Spider

1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum. Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil. Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects. And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually. I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry. 2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.

1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases. 2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.

by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009

Spider

Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!

Let me just introduce you to my friend Under the tree Spider and me Laze in the afternoon sun Gazing at each other's beauty The huntsman's heart forever beats Our union is forever

by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022

Spider

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).

Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"

by spiderhater April 12, 2009

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 20, 2020

Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect. At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web' Spidering

Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!

by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010