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The reveal of previously unknown aspects of a story, except what is "revealed" is misinformation.
Anti-spoilers are a form of anti-joke.
You: "Where are you in the series? Has Hermione been killed yet?"
Friend "Wft dude! I didn't know she dies."
Much later, friend discovers that Hermione actually lives.
. . .
Another example...
"Tyler made me think that the whole story took place inside of a dream, but apparently it was an anti-spoiler. Bastard!"
. . .
Pepper enough anti-spoilers into conversations and you'll no longer be at risk of accidentally spoiling something, because no one will know if they should take you seriously.
A girl (typically a crazed fangirl) who cannot get enough of her particular brand of show crack (ie merlin,grey's anatomy, etc) And spends most of her waking hours(or tries to at least), despite the fact that she has a REAL life and has things to do; looking for any possible info regarding said show. Specifically on forums where she can get her daily dose of spoilage.
Typically spoiler whores are people (girls) who can never get enough info and when we do we are forever speculating and eventually end up writing or reading fanfic to get our satisfaction. :)
-Hey Brooke, do you know the epic frepicness you are in store for on this episode of Merlin?
-No, I just know from the promo at the end of the show.
-Giiiiirrrlllll, let me tell you(commences to tell)
-How did you find all that stuff out?!?
-(sigh) Im such a spoiler whore...i just HAFTA know whats gunna happen!!!
A type of troll who spoilers works of fiction for others for the lulz.
A particularly infamous example is the drive-by spoiling of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at a midnight release party.
So I told my friend that I've been playing Persona 4 lately, and he keeps mouthing off about the identity of the guy behind the TV murders. Stupid spoiler troll.
One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.
Also known as market spoiler
Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.
Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?
When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.
You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut
A tag on internet forums, blogs and discussion groups, to prevent viewer to see something immediately. User can see content under spoiler tag only consciously, by unwrapping the hidden content.
Usually used to hide:
-spoilers about movie or TV series plot
-NSWF picture
-fap content
Dear forum users, please hide NSWF pics under spoiler tags
Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it
I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!