A fork of Rural Dictionary
The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.
He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.
A shitty ass movie made by some baller students.
That movie is called Summoning Darkness, it sucks ass.
To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.
Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!" Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption
Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore
When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.
Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.
The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.
Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!