A fork of Rural Dictionary
The super hot, crazy talented member of the St. Louis Blues' "kid line". The term Oshied came from him knocking Nash on his ass. Guys want to be him and girls want to date him. Known for always given 150%, knocking around guys 3x his size, and making the girls faint.
Did you see Rick Nash get Oshied? TWICE?!
Forget Robert Pattinson! T.J. Oshie is way hotter!
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t.j. lane takes it in the ass.
when you bang a girls puss that smells so bad you want to barf and can't concentrate on the task at hand. but you keep doing it. because she said it was just that her P.H. was off.
my roommate had to do his sheets twice after having a dirty t.j. last night. the musty smell is in the paint.
When you dig in your toes after a hard days work and you pick all the crust(also known as toe jams) and slap it beetween two crackers of your choice(Ritz goes best) and put on a favorite topping and start munchin'.......As seen in House Party 1.
Aye girl come get half of my peanut butter T.J. Cracker.
Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.
Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.
Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail
T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*
A delusional belief that becomes a shared belief among a group of people and altars their perspective of "reality".
That guy still thinks George Bush will go down in history as one of the United States Greatest presidents EVER.
What an IDIOT, he must be living in T.J.'s World.
Thomas James "T.J." Hammond is the son of Bud Hammond and Elaine Barrish. He has a twin brother named Douglas Hammond. He's played by Sebastian Stan. Just like Sebastian he's hot, he overdosed in December.
T.J Hammond is a character played by Sebastian Stan
After that stunt T.J pulled last december boring might do him good