A fork of Rural Dictionary
The place where you go to spend 40$ on your birthday and eat it all w/ ur bestie out of the back of a trunk. Afterwards you must yeet to the nearest Burger King before you shit yourself
Fuck I just ate Taco Bell....ugh..... I feel it coming!!!
A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"
"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.
Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.
White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.