A fork of Rural Dictionary
to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch: "take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss" Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony) Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris! Boris: Fuck you! Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery? Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.
Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire" Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"
It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.
That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.