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Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Poo Tanker

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass while also giving her a swirly in a toilet in which he just took a shit.

She loved that corn she was swallowing last night when I was giving her the poo tanker.

by The Wood25 December 18, 2010

Euro tanker

A term used in the space ship mmo eve-online. The term is a derogatory term describing a player who fits their ship with a high amount of ARMOR hit points with a remote rep. It is implied that a player who uses this tactic has no real skill in the game as far as management of modules and relies on the remote rep of allied members to keep them alive. "We killed that euro tanked battleship so fast his euro tanking friends couldn't lock him in time to remote rep him" "lets jump through this gate so these euro tankers that are trying to kill us are spread out and cant use their remote rep on each other."

"We killed that euro tanked battleship so fast his euro tanking friends couldn't lock him in time to remote rep him" "lets jump through this gate so these euro tankers that are trying to kill us are spread out and cant use their remote rep on each other."

by ctttttttt August 03, 2009

upper tanker

What idiots call the "upper decker".

Idiot: I gave that ho an upper tanker! Some Guy Who Knows His Shit: You mean an upper decker? Idiot: Yeah, whatever.

by MePoop April 20, 2006

Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son

holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive

by spanker tanker man June 12, 2022

Tanker-Trucks

Incredibly large breasts that seem to defy nature, or the womans spine

Holy S***! Did you see her?!?! She had some huge Tanker-Trucks!

by o==llXXXXXXXXXXX> July 31, 2008