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ted

a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever, totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right, you want to have babies with ted.

girl1: i got myself a ted the other night, girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.

by tedlover. July 09, 2009

ted

a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass

that guy is such a ted

by janlassen September 06, 2017

TED

Typical Everyday Dude. A TED is commonly seen wearing a striped shirt, or worse yet, a popped collar. TEDs try to hit on women at bars but have absolutely nothing interesting to say, and they usually roll in a crew with 3 to 5 other TEDs. TEDs can be sighted at Dave Matthews Band concerts, the driving range, or frat boy bars.

"Ew, did you see that TED trying to hit on me? I could've had better conversation with a dead cat. And at least the dead cat would not have been wearing a braided belt and double popped collar."

by dcbunny813 November 09, 2006

Ted

A sick fuck who gets pleasure from being a complete asshole and will always blame everything on you as if you caused this mess. He also enjoys sucking little boys dicks and likes raping the elderly for fun

Guy1: "Why did you throw that old lady down the stairs and burn her to death you sick fuck?" Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch" Guy1: "What an ass magnet"

by Cs-go get a refund January 31, 2020

TED

Web videos of white dudes talking about highly theoretical random shit on the level of graduate students that is interesting but probably has no effect on your daily life.

I just watched this video on TED of some dude talking about the effect of neuron-mapping on rhesus monkeys! Now I have to go pick up my sister from the skate rink.

by not ted January 18, 2012

Ted

a kid who thinks he can rap and loves to listen to ricegum. he is pretty smart but doesn't show and is famous for his AFL skills in Tazmania. he has legendary hair his uncle is Bale and his best friend is Louis

that kid thinks he is nuff he is such a Ted.

by Yoshiboyislife November 28, 2018

Ted

A bonehead, who doesn't realise the fact that an orange's color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

Ted you FUCKING bonehead, you KNOW I love lemons.

by priest of elephants July 24, 2019