A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name
That jones boy will fuck the shit out of your man
A very queer fellow who resembles Peter Parker, and enjoys receiving Jello Rabbits (see Jello Rabbits). He enjoys getting white girl wasted, and being molested by extremely large, independent black women.
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A form of addressing a person. Similar to homie, or mayne. Originated in Memphis,TN.
"What up jone?!"
"I don't think that I can make it to my destination jone."
-Frayser Boy (Song: Hydro Weed)
To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned
mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!
verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.
Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!
Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!
A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other
“Your name is jones? We must be related!”