A fork of Rural Dictionary
Paper bags fix ugly. Plastic bags fix stupid.
guy 1: Is Paris Hilton a paper bagger or a plastic bagger? guy 2: Dude, I think she's both.
When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.
Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.
Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.
Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?" Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass." Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos." Billy: "Word."
In reference to someone being tested and clean for STDs.
Bobby: Man that girl susie looks like a little whore. Tommy: Yeah, but she just got her papers.