A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.
Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
Have you ever experienced severe brain trauma? So has Jake! This is what a Bedo boy is, and maybe you know one too! He may be tired, and you can totally chalk that up to his low blood sugar! (Diabetic). The JRP experience.
All of society: Look at that goofy dude! What a Beto boy he is holy cannoli!
Jake: hur dur gimmie apple juice smudge
The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
A Want To Be BadAss Who's Controlling Over Situations And People He Has No Right Over . Gets Mad When It's Not His Way, And Believes Everything He Makes Up I'm His Head... DONT BE A BETO!!
DONT BE A BETO CHAMPION
While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms
Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.
Is when u get high off of as much shit as u can from everybody else.. then pack as much as u can carry. (Includung other people's stuff lol sometimes) and walk all the way across town cuz you don't want to use the last of ur money for the ride u need to buy the drugs. Then walk the rest of the way to wherever ur gonna be staying sometimes the process could take all day into the night. So where comfortable shoes
Damm I waited so long for my ride I said fuck it and whent into Beto Mode.
Beto is the most amazing engineer in the world. He's so good at kissing ass, he basically becomes part of David at this point. Everyone loves him and he makes everyone laugh with his broken English.
Beto not Betho