A fork of Rural Dictionary
They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole
n. - asshole, poop-chute, cornhole
Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night? Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
A swirling vortex which spews blood and ninja gore when a ninja mikes creating the most obnoxious sound ever. *Origin: N+
"BLACK HOLE!!! count it"
A fun thing to do in your free time! (i'm not gay tho!1!111!)
"Yo me and my bros ate a black hole yesterday!" "Yo that's sick bro!"
a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).
noone's ever seen a black hole. all the pictures the academia presents are digital artworks.
Valerie Holloway's vagina. A very large vagina, mainly of a whore.
God, Valerie is such a whore, you can feel the rush of air when she spreads her legs cause of her black hole vagina.