A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a large farm animal.
2. a middle-aged, rude, and sometimes fat/ugly woman. a good insult to mumble under your breath after this tard walks away.
Large farm animal: "moo"
Me: "lol its a cow"
Fat ugly rude teacher: "7 page essay on incredibly pointless island culture due tomorrow!!"
Me: "stupid cow..."
1.the number cause of global warming.
2. a herd of animals that have been eaten for thousands of years by humans.
3. an animal whoes shit smells ten times worse than the toilet at its badest.
1.damn cows emitting all that CO2
2.eating Cows, its so easy, a caveman can do it.
3. dude man someone laid a number 2 on the toilet, it smells like cow doodo
A type of foreplay which has typically the male as the cow. It involves mooing which then proceeds to the cow taking a bite out of the females massive bush similar to a cow eating grass from the ground.
I want to spice up the bedroom. Let’s do the cow
Babe when’s the last time you shaved, I want to do the Cow .
Really fucking cool beyond any explanation.
You are down right cow mother fucker!