A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!
An overall great guy. The best person you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, trust worthy and very blunt. A great sense of humour that will always make you smile, even the lame jokes.
Gorilla looking mother fucker eats a lot of shit then gets emotional on calpol
A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE. Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.