Country Dictionary

What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show.

'wonderful display of herpes there!'

Herpes simplex 2 is the type that are on your gential area. People who have this are usually also the type that may have Percy disease (genital warts)

Nick has herpes

A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."