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hump

To have a penis inserting into a womens vagina every other second in a pattern.

Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed

by sex wizards101 May 13, 2003

hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

Hump

When you thrust your dick into someone's ass.

John: Are you having sex tonight? Ben: Yeah, i'm gonna hump her ass real heard tonight.

by Didacus_ April 26, 2018

hump

Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.

"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg!!

by Christopher De Rycke December 03, 2006

hump

yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?

Man#1: Hey, look at our dogs. Man#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy! Man#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.

by fa la la la la April 02, 2007

Hump

A action done by two people, where one person grinds on the other persons genitals, can be done with or without clothing

Xenon has always dreamed of humping Rosetta, but it has yet to happen. :(

by theladywiththewords August 05, 2019

humping

to openly and utterly fuck someone or something. often found humorous in television programs

Angelina was humping her best friend Alice in the children's television show Agelina Ballerina. The mice girls were laughing and giggling and quite enjoying themself

by fandango2girl July 01, 2009