Country Dictionary

A pair of tits that are so big you can use them as a shelf.

Look at the shelf on that stripper.

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

A girl with a awesome pair of boobs

Dude did you see that girls shelf? They look like they can hold a stack of books

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

a recently invented athletic sexual manouver similar to a WWF smackdown move.

the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy

matt used the shelf move on leia last night and broke something in her vag

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

To insult a person by arriving at their home and taking a dump on thier bathroom shelf.

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