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Wag

The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.

We watched the football game, and then we wagged for a bit.

by Roger Bones January 30, 2011

Wag

uberleet to the maximum.

I like this band! this band is wag!

by "C.C" September 13, 2005

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004

wags

An abbreviation for the chain store Walgreens, often heard in Illinois.

Are you going to class?
Yeah, then I have to stop by Wags to get some folders.

by valkatie January 18, 2008

Wags

a complete douchebag who will go out of his way to make your life miserable; a very odd person;one who is a dick

Man don't talk to that guy, he's such a wags. douche bag asshole loser

by america!!!!!! May 24, 2011

WAG

A WAG is a weird, atheist, gay kid. The kid is silent. People use this word to real offend somebody and hurt the heart.

Person 1: Your such a WAG

Person 2: I AM NOT!!!

wag

A white fag that treats others like they mean nothing.

wag: go back to your home, the trash can.
everybody: fuck off you wag.

by SeaDrar February 18, 2019