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redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.

Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.

by BigBoyJesseTheBrick March 27, 2018

Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)

I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.

by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022

Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by January 19, 2023

Can Opener

$50 bucks

You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!

by Big Karrot July 28, 2023

can opener

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017