Country Dictionary

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?" "Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

The creator of the book of world records.

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"

Italiano Or Italiana, Basicaly The Best looking that Italian Americans Have to offer. I.E. Fucking Hot Italians, May or may not have an intelectual Base. But God They Are So Hot!

Male/Italiano) Seth Cormier Female/Italiana) Angela Rubino

derived from the word Penguin: an aquatic black and white bird with a bad temper and dislike for people.

Alex, Don't be such a guine. Grace, stop your guining. Jordan likes to guine.

(GIH-ness) similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that. it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.

"That Bullet concert was guinness!" "OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!" CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'