A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten
You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.
Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants. Short for Yogurt Pants.
Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.
A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.
God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior