A fork of Rural Dictionary
Invisible bureau of investigation
Person 1 “stop looking out the window what do you think the IBI is out there” Person 2 “you never know I’m just paranoid from doing so much cocaine”
An Ibi is when someone is looking for something that is clearly visible or easy to find, but is still unable to locate it.
Person 1: I can't find my shoes anywhere, they're definitely not in the house. Person 2: Dude, they're literally sitting on the shoe rack by the door where they always are. Person 1: OMG I just totally pulled an Ibi.
He is a slag he chats to 2 girls at wants he thinks he's the victim but in reality he causes this and he lowkey loves all the attention and um he has a cat
Yo look at that slag he's so Iby 😎👌