A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.
(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.
"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"
A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.
"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart
The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.
"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"
The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt
Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
A Joint of High Grade Marijuana
"Hey man did you bring the Romney?"
"Ya man. That shit is dope."