A fork of Rural Dictionary
a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.
The guy was a total hodges, he beat me till i cried for chuck norris.
Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.
" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.
(adj)
one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.
God Elye why are you such a hodge?!
To be taken advantage of in a homosexual nature. Sneaking up from behind and saudomizing ones anus.
Last night I was so drunk I think I got hodged
Stop hodging me and just frigg off
a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war
i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls