A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.
These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.
Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction. Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love. But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning. Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Beware. Toad. is on the loose Do not feed the Toad. Ah Toad. you give the best hugs