Country Dictionary

A secretly gay man with a kinky secret. his boyfriend antonio is someone he has to hide from his parents and he tells them that he is just a roommate and that noise is just them gaming.

Tomas tells Antonio that he wants to go hard all night long.

An act of ejaculating on an old woman's breasts and then making her lick it off, a good exercise for the old woman as well as entertainment for the man.

Me and this MILF had a great time, I gave her a Toma at the end.

A super sweet and handsome guy. He loves to cuddle, and likes cats. He's over all a great human being, and never fails to make me smile. He's also big homo

Tomas is an amazing person

a d#ck

ahh that guy is being a total tomas

Spanish: meanin there you go or HAVE IT

My boy was sayin to give him the control and i was like naa and he was yellin n' shit so i throw it at him and say TOMA

An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.

Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again... Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass! Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude Jay: TOMA!

A greasy manlet who can often be found jelking to shitler. He laugh like the joker if he had a baddragon up his ass. He can be found on the floor in bathrooms ass gaffling for quarters

Ew you dated tomas?!*vomits*