A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.
Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"
ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"
When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
Refers to a small/tight air vent or slag for "tight ass hole" a example where this would be used " I smashed her treacle vent in "
I smashed her treacle vent in
Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.
(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''
(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
He’s smashed out of his face on manchild’s brown treacle.