A fork of Rural Dictionary
A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin
i never thought a poop could ever get better, then i trumpkined
A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.
Satan: This Trumpkin Spice latte is amazing, I really feel a connection with this drink
The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.
I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.