A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.
We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.
When you have achieved sitting up right
“I have achieved desired uprightness”
When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.
Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.
A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.
Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.
Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.
The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.