A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awkward human being that is hideously great at making people laugh. Also known for her bummy fits at school and coming for people on how they use their phone. Eats and protects her food like a savage. Also known as camaro, emerald, or riri.
Khari Usher is the song you skip in a playlist but when you randomly hear it, it turns out to be fire.
a virus that attacks your penis and turns males into whores until they've stuck their genitalia into every crevice available.
usher. he has the usher disease. hey look at that guy fucking a toaster! he's got the usher disease. russell brand has the usher disease.
I DO! usher is a mutha fuckin nigger wannabe wigger who has all chigga chigga friends. lolz. I fuckin hate usher so much only cuz valerie loves him to death! LIKE EW!! double ew!
eeeeeeeeww! I caught usher in his muthers bed w/ his brotherz!
A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off. Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy. Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.
"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"