A fork of Rural Dictionary
A superior being of the multiverse. He feeds of the laughter of his peers and uses the energy in the most efficient way. He is the creator and ruler of the universe and will forever be the peak of evolution. Nothing is more powerful than it, and it demands a sacrifice ever 11th of September
Van glows red from so much energy, just like a sexy Rudolph!!!
Shoes mostly worn by skaters. They are not that expensive, lots of designs, comfortable as hell, and will last you a really long time. All all around great shoes. Also just because one wears vans and doesn't skate does not make them a poser, unless they claim to skate but they don't. I don't skateboard at all, I wear them because of the reasons I listed earlier. They are just shoes people come on
Idiot: Hey man those are nice Vans, looks like you don't skate a lot cause they are in good shape. Person: I don't skate at all actually Idiot: You are such a poser Person: Go jump in front of a truck right now
means "clouds" in Vietnamese
the symbol goes on top of the "a" --> My name is Va^n (pronounced like FUN.. but with a V instead of the F! (van)
A very rare kind of lover.He knows instinctively what the partner needs and gets right to it.He has a gentle side to him ,yet is a very macho man.He kisses like a god.His touch coaxes any woman in submission.He has a sexy ass.
Oh Van!!!!!!!
a good pair of shoes, so what if soo many people wear them, you shouldn't worry about what other people wear, most new vans coming out today have snazzy designs that fit almost anybodys personality, ALSO you don't have to be some different label to buy them, you just have to be a person looking for a good deal on a pair of shoes that will last you a while.
person #1:"damn....I need some shoes, but I want some colored wacky ones.." kid with vans:"you should buy some vans bro, I'll bet you'll find some for you!" person #1:"I don't have much money, I don't know, them Jordans be running expensive.." kid with vans: "naw bro, they got em in your size and style..just check it out, plus dey cheap..like 50 bucks or cheaper!" person #1: "oh fo realz? ight dats sweet!!"
The thing pedophiles use to lure kids like poor Timmy.
"Hey kiddos i got some candy in my van"