Country Dictionary

when you find a good parking spot near the front doors of the mall, causing you to feel like you run shit.

"look at this VIPness!"

a fat person who cuts everyone in line for the buffet.

Jen- "WTF?! those fat people just cut us in line for the buffet!"
Sarah- "they are VIP's"

Comes from the german word vipiscthick, the verb to whip it gud.

Vip it! Vip it gud yah!

A VIP is a Very Inactive Person.

Vam: I haven't seen Garry for a while
Mast: nope, he's a VIP

Visually Intoxicated Person.

Certain Restaurants and Cantinas do not serve VIPs

Sorry, you're a VIP, no more drinks.

very important penis

i have a vip that is going to go up that poon!

Very Inadequate Penis

Jessy: How was sex with Kendall last night?
Alyssa: It wasn't that good he has a VIP.