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Wazz is a person
when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.
girl1: you are such a whore
girl2: well you are a wazz pants
The art of curling one out of one's back passage. An Ass Wazz is essentially taking a dump, simply put in an infinitely more eloquent fashion.
"I shall retire to the lavatory for a sumptuous ass wazz."
"Joyce expelled an almighty ass wazz across Nigel's face. Some went in his eyes."
A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants
"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"